Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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