All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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