I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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