can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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