I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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