you turned your livingroom into a bong?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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