i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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