the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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