True but thats because hes a fetus.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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