did you get engaged???
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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