Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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