..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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