she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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