Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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