yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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