whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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