I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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