p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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