Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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