i may or may not be watching the land before time
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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