i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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