Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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