Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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