no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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