I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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