i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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