Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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