do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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