Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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