Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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