I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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