so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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