some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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