I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
