so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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