whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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