What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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