Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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