Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Randomize
