I looked at my own cervix.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
