Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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