all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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