She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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