i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Randomize
