I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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