try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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