4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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