Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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