Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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