I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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