hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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