i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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