We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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