no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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