I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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