Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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